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sherlockspurplescarf: gunslingerannie: inspiringlaughter: jenny-otome-chan: wanderlustsatan: jessgodooyx3: (( Is it bad that I cried? I really needed this. Thank you, quiet place. )) Reblogging myself. I still have the tab open. I really needed this. T__T <3 ♥♥♥ Oh god. <3 Going here everyday. EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THIS PLANET NEEDS TO CLICK THIS At first I thought it was an error, but then I got it and it’s like fucking epic. 8D oh my god<3. oh wow. I think I’m just gonna leave this open in a tab cuz it’s really pretty… THIS IS MY HOMEPAGE NOW :> THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING. This really made my day. This is was so….wow. reblogging this again. do it. Every once in a while we all need this. FAVE post forever reblog in case some followers haven’t seen it :) Saving this page :D omg this. i love it.  What the hell is this and why am I crying so hard. Help. Oh gosh that was….so….beautiful… I’m just quietly sobbing over here. Oh my gosh. Happy crying though :3 I will remember this place! I want all my followers to see this. shed a couple tears. its so perfect. 







  • Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
  • Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
  • Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
  • Obama: Supports gay marriage.
  • Obama: Education for all!
  • Obama: Universal healthcare!
  • Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
  • Americans: You're destroying this country.






  • Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
  • Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
  • Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
  • Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
  • Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
  • Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
  • Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
  • Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
  • Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
  • Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.


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I Believe in Thor

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My 7 year old son: Mom? Thor is a god, right?

Me: Right. In Norse mythology, he was the god of thunder.

My son: And he was really strong and he could fly and fight and he protected people, right?

Me: I think so, yes. I don’t know a lot about Norse mythology, but I…